Is 2 Phat Bastard Pies open today?
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| Days | Hours |
|---|---|
| Mon–Wed | 11 AM – 9 PM |
| Thu–Sat | 11 AM – 10 PM |
| Sun | 11 AM – 9 PM |
Across the week 2 Phat Bastard Pies is open about 73 hours. For comparison, the earliest weekday opener in Houston is Blessed Donuts & More at 4 AM.
Holiday hours
Bakeries often open early and close early around major holidays — and the days before Thanksgiving and Christmas are among the busiest of the year for pie and cake orders. Expect changes on these upcoming dates:
- Thanksgiving — Thursday, November 26, 2026
- Christmas Eve — Thursday, December 24, 2026
- Christmas Day — Friday, December 25, 2026
- New Year's Day — Friday, January 1, 2027