2 Phat Bastard Pies in Houston, TX
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2 Phat Bastard Pies

A pie shop at 606 Dennis St in Midtown, Houston, TX.

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Opening hours

 
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Monday11 AM – 9 PM
Tuesday11 AM – 9 PM
Wednesday11 AM – 9 PM
Thursday11 AM – 10 PM
Friday11 AM – 10 PM
Saturday11 AM – 10 PM
Sunday11 AM – 9 PM

73 hours a week across 7 days. Holiday hours may differ.

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606 Dennis St, Houston, TX 77006

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Address606 Dennis St, Houston, TX 77006
NeighborhoodMidtown
StylePie shop
CountyHarris County
Time zoneCentral Time
From city center5.8 mi east

About 2 Phat Bastard Pies

Set at 606 Dennis St (77006), 2 Phat Bastard Pies is a pie shop roughly 5.8 mi from downtown Houston, heading east.

Houston has 891 places on our map that bake or sell fresh pastry, and this is one of them — about one per 2,683 people living in the city. If you want to compare, Tiff's Treats sits 0.2 mi from here.

The listed hours start at 11 AM and run as late as 10 PM, for about 73 hours across 7 days a week. Both weekend days are on the schedule.

What to order

Typical items at a pie shop like this one — the bakery's own selection may differ.

Full menu

Fruit pies

  • Fresh peach pieSummer peaches sliced thick and baked with a touch of brown sugar and vanilla until soft and syrupy.
  • Strawberry rhubarb pieSweet strawberries balanced by tart rhubarb in a pink, jammy filling; a short-season spring favorite.
  • Dutch apple pieSingle-crust apple pie heaped with a buttery brown sugar and oat crumble in place of the top crust.
  • Mixed berry pieRaspberries, blackberries and blueberries baked together into a deep purple, tangy-sweet filling under a vented double crust brushed with cream.

Cream & custard pies

  • Butterscotch cream pieBrown sugar and butter custard with a deep caramel flavor, topped with lightly sweetened whipped cream.
  • Coconut cream pieRich coconut custard in a baked crust, topped with whipped cream and toasted coconut flakes.
  • Banana cream pieLayers of sliced banana and vanilla pastry cream in a flaky crust under a cloud of whipped cream.
  • French silk pieFluffy, mousse-like chocolate filling whipped until airy in a flaky crust, finished with whipped cream and shaved chocolate curls.

Southern & heritage pies

  • Chocolate bourbon pecanPecan pie enriched with dark chocolate chunks and a splash of bourbon for depth and warmth.
  • Sweet potato pieSmooth, spiced custard of roasted sweet potato, brown sugar and nutmeg; lighter and earthier than pumpkin.
  • Buttermilk chess pieSimple Southern custard of eggs, sugar, butter and buttermilk, baked until the top caramelizes into a thin crust.
  • Hoosier sugar cream pieIndiana's creamy, eggless custard of cream and sugar dusted with nutmeg, sweet and gently set.

Typical busy times

5 AM9 AM1 PM5 PM10 PM

Estimated from the opening hours and typical bakery traffic — not live data.

When to go

  • Weekday mornings are usually the rush, peaking around Noon.
  • For the widest choice, arrive within the first hour after opening — popular items can sell out by early afternoon.
  • The last hour before closing tends to be quiet, and some bakeries discount day-old bread then.
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2 Phat Bastard Pies in Houston, TX
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Questions about 2 Phat Bastard Pies

What are 2 Phat Bastard Pies's hours?
2 Phat Bastard Pies's listed hours are Mon–Wed: 11 AM – 9 PM; Thu–Sat: 11 AM – 10 PM; Sun: 11 AM – 9 PM. Holiday hours can differ.
Is 2 Phat Bastard Pies open on Sunday?
Yes. On Sundays it is open 11 AM – 9 PM.
What time does 2 Phat Bastard Pies open in the morning?
The earliest listed opening time is 11 AM on Monday.
Where is 2 Phat Bastard Pies located?
2 Phat Bastard Pies is at 606 Dennis St, Houston, TX 77006, in the Midtown neighborhood. Tap the map on this page to open turn-by-turn directions.
What should I order at 2 Phat Bastard Pies?
As a pie shop, typical picks include Fresh peach pie, Strawberry rhubarb pie, Butterscotch cream pie, and Coconut cream pie. See the full menu page for more.
What other bakeries are near 2 Phat Bastard Pies?
Nearby options include Tiff's Treats (0.2 mi), Lazy Bagel (0.2 mi), and Dolce Delights (0.2 mi).

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